I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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