put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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