real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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