Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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