Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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