so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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