Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The best revenge is premature balding
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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