I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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