So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize