Do you still have your period?
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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