Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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