We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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