Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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