wat bout pragnant strippers??
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm always down for nudity.
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