do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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