You're my little dorito
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Randomize
