Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
So squirting runs in the family.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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