Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just blew my weed a kiss
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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