sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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