He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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