we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
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