We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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