i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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