but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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