Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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