Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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