Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I need to calm my uterus...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Randomize
