just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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