I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
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The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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