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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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