But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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