Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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