similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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