dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
