Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
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She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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