She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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