my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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