so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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