i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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