So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
