'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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