I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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