I just cut my nipple shaving
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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