You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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