"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
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How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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