I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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