I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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