also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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