You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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