fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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