Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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