Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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