So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
My bed smells like the plague
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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