Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
If that was your dad, he is hot
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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