I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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