This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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