Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
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You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Terrible idea I love it
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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