I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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