Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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