return my video game
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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